FORUM GAME: King of the Hill!

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  1. Tony@PF

    Tony@PF New Member

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    Ok, so this is a Forums Game I found while I was out doing ambassador duties, and I figured it would be pretty easy to bring over here.

    LINK TO THE ORIGINAL

    The goal of the game is to come up with a creative way to take control of the hill.

    Now, we just need-- Oh look, a hill!

    *sits on the hill* MY HILL.
     
  2. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    Cue the familiar whistle of a bombshell falling from the sky... as Tony is squashed into paste by an Astartes Drop Pod.

    A squad of Blood Ravens Tactical Marines file out of the pod... followed by none other than Frost.


    Correction: WE CLAIM THIS HILL FOR TEH CHAPTER AND THE EMPRAH NAO. :cool:

    Blood Ravens (in unison): THE CHAPTER CLAIMS!
     
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    I summon Kirin, who shakes the hill so hard with her gravity, Frost falls off.

    I claim da hill.
     
  4. XCobra

    XCobra るり

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    I summon earthquake, which destroys the hill ed is sitting on and makes a new one.

    I will claim this hill in the name of Marneus Calgar!

    *Background chant: "Courage and honor!" and "We march for Macragge!"*

    But wouldn't it be easier to deploy a squad of assault terminators via deep strike? Then you don't have to keep a drop pod in reserve or use it for something else.
     
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    *beats cobra up*

    Isn't very creative, eh? Ah well, some things have to be done.
    I claim the hill.
     
  6. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    Rule of drama, Cobra - a squad of Termies 'porting in doesn't have much flair or impact as good old fashioned STEHL REHN would have. :p

    And thanks for the pro-tip, by the way.

    A crackle and flash of blue energy rips through the air behind Kileos, revealing a full squad of Grey Knights Terminators, frays of psychic electricity coursing through their Nemesis Force weapons.

    Grey Knights Justicar: PURGE THIS FILTH! THE EMPEROR WILLS IT

    Cue Kileos getting his behind handed to him by the Chamber Militant of the Ordo Malleus... as Frost secretly plants a flag - plastered with an image of him bearing a shit-eating grin - back up on the hill.

    MINE! :D
     
  7. Kileos

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    RE: FORUMS GAME: King of the Hill!

    Well, then. :mad:

    *splashes bottle of HCl (a.k.a Hydrochloric acid) at frost*

    Knight: FOR TEH KING!

    Cue frost crying like a baby while his "guards" do nothing.

    No, frost. It's MINE.
     
  8. ZombhezBrains

    ZombhezBrains "What do you mean zombies don't have brains?"

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    While Kileos and Frost are fighting, a massive horde of zombies is seen in the distance. Who's in the middle?.......Zombhez's dead body. Apparently he was killed a few hundred yard back, so he needs time to regenerate. As they fight, the zombies inch closer and closer to the hill.

    Zombies are really slow, so I'll be at the hill either in the next few posts or a lot later :p. Fight on!
     
  9. Kileos

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    Zombhez is coming back to life, as Kileos and Frost just finish fighting.

    Well, ol' chaps, it's time to claim another hill!

    Kileos looks around, swallowing the surroundings. A figure appears in the distance. As Kileos looks closer, he can spot a faint body, dragging a cow to somewhere.

    Well, you've gotta eat, right?
    *slaghter*

    Yum!

    Uh- uh- uh- run!!

    Cue Frost giving out AK's (just like he did in the CaDF) to everyone, and finishes just as the zombies are clawing at the hill.

    Now, what was that body...? Oh, right, Zombhez. *boom* Oh, right, I forgot about that car bomb. :cool:

    No, now I have 2 hills.

     
  10. AngryGyarados

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    I use my Hyper Beam attack to incinerate the entirety of the region, including Frost's Space Marines, Zombhez's undead legion, and both the hills.

    I now claim this barren, desert plain as the territory of the almighty sovereign, Lord Gyarados.
     
  11. Tony@PF

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    I come back with a Huo Long Heater. The results are disastrous, but the place is mine again!
     
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    I act like Twisted Fate and use his Q (Wild Cards) at Tony.
     
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    THREE TALON TWIST!!

    *INSERT SOME RANDOMS MOVES BY XIN ZHAO HERE*

    gg twisted fate is going down.

    My hill now :D
     
  14. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    I make a formal request to the Demacian Royal Court to send aid; surprisingly, they agreed, in the most spectacular(ly idiotic) fashion possible.

    *A WILD POT OF TALL GRASS APPEARS!*

    [​IMG]

    Prince J4 actually did something right for once: I CLAIM DOMINION OVER THIS HILL ONCE MORE! :D
     
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    Well, then. Hahaha...

    <insert pic of Kha'Zix here>

    Have fun!

    No, my hill.
     
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    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    In an undisclosed location, Frost puts the finishing touches on a summoning circle, as a mass of robed cultists continue to chant in hushed tones, gradually building up to a crescendo as Frost finally utters the penultimate invocation:

    ARISE CHICKUN, ARISE!

    *beat*

    Oh right. Had the stick the wrong way up. Silly me. :dodgy:

    *promptly reverses said magic staff*

    Now... ARISE CHICKUN! ARISE!!!

    *proceeds to summon MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN, who proceeds to flatten Gary under his giant clawed feet, while spewing out LAZORS in every which way, frying everything unlucky enough to be in its way*

    [​IMG]

    And so, as the dust finally settled, and MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN went on its merry way spreading death and destruction throughout the land, Frost and his band of cultists make their way back up to the Hill, where they proceed to consecrate it and claim it as their own.

    And there was much rejoicing.


    I claim this hill once more. :cool:
     
  18. Kileos

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    As Kileos watches from a distance, an asteroid hits the MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN, and he watches as EXPLOSIONS, sponsered by Mike (our good old sponserer!), rapidly dust the MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN into the Void.

    Now, with that being said, let's get going. :cool:

    *proceeds to smash Frost and his minions with a giant hammer under my control repeatedly*

    Yay! My hill now!
     
  19. AngryGyarados

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    Now that I'm two-dimensional, I can better understand this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_principle
    Which means our entire existence is a lie, and now everything, including this forums game, disappears.

    Cut to a flattened, paper-thin Gary sitting on a two-dimensional hill
    Debate me.
     
  20. Kileos

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    Alright, I will. *procceeds to debate Gary*
    There! Done! :cool:

    Now, let's see...

    Cue a seahorse jumping out of nowhere, and un-flattening the hill of hell.

    *sits on hill, while guarded by army seargents*
     

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