FORUM GAME: King of the Hill!

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  1. Burton

    Burton Member

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    I like this game.

    What's that in the sky? It's a bird... it's a plane... actually, yes, it is a plane.

    *start sirens
    *start bombing run
    *wow such boom
    *Kileos has been wiped off the map

    *sits*

    My hill.
     
  2. AngryGyarados

    AngryGyarados Active Member

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    I evolve into a nine-foot tall Egyptian canine and proceed to show Burton true Doge mastery.
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    *much stacks
    *very wither
    *such ulti
    *many hit
    *wow
    My hill.
     
  3. hessa11

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    I dont like king of the hill either.... i dont find it funny but i absolutely LOVE South Park and family guy
     
  4. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    Oh, very well played, Ser Gyarados. But I'm afraid this has to end.

    *presses a Big Red Button(TM)*

    E.V.A.: Ion Cannon Network... ONLINE.

    [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXSCT1Oj2Tw[/video]

    Cue a giant crater where once stood a hill, the 9-foot humanoid canine warrior previously occupying its peak burnt to a vaporized crisp. A massive force of GDI ZOCOM Troopers quickly move in to secure the crater...

    ... led none other by Commander Frost.

    Mine. :cool:
     
  5. AngryGyarados

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    After returning back to the Overworld (courtesy of the guest pass my friend Underlord Inferno Hades gave me), I hire several concrete mixers to pour kilotons of a mixture of calcium carbonate, sand and water into the crater, suffocating Frost and his entire legion of n00bs.

    I now claim possession of this giant circular plain of artificial stone.
     
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    I hire a buch of miners, and they mine through the mixture, exposing what was once a knoll.

    Then, I command the ground to rise, and travel 695407 years into the future.

    My hill.
     
  7. Tony@PF

    Tony@PF New Member

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    I condemn you to oblivion.

    My hill.
     
  8. Kileos

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    Ugh... ugh... *faints*

    I bombard your knoll, and shower you with Skittles and M&Ms.

    *sits on hill made of skittles and M&Ms*
    My hill.

    *proceeds to eat hill*
     
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    It is very subtle, and if you watch enough of it you start to understand the humor. I think it's different from South Park and Family Guy because the jokes aren't as extreme or in-your-face.
     
  10. XCobra

    XCobra るり

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    I bury you with kit kats, causing you to die from lack of oxygen

    My hill to eat :D
     
  11. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    I drop the world's biggest gumball on your head, flattening you and everything else in it's path as it rolls down the hill.

    *notices said gumball accumulating stuff as it rolls along*

    *whips out notebook, starts scribbling*

    Note to self: gumballs make really good Katamaris.

    *closes notebook*

    Oh, well. My hill now. Yay, me! :D
     
  12. Tony@PF

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    I roll a bowling ball at you, causing you to slip and fall down the hill.

    My hill.
     
  13. Kileos

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    I catch said bowling ball and flatten you and your hill with it. I promptly make a hill with phones.

    3 hours later...

    Just... one... more... done! I now have 5723906965436 alt accounts. :cool:
     
  14. XCobra

    XCobra るり

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    I blow them all away with my Love Spell: Master Spark! And proceed to build a hill with nokias... just a little bit more... done!

    My hill~
     
  15. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    I hire a fleet of dump trucks to deliver said mound of Nokia PhoneBricks(TM) into the fires of Mount Doom. (Why walk into Mordor when you can drive there instead? :p)

    Oh, and I unceremoniously dethrone you from the Hill - via Boot-to-the-Head(TM).

    Mine! :D
     
  16. Kileos

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    Well... then. :angel:

    I play PAD on one of my accounts, and, suddenly, my Horus comes out of the screen, and does a 25x death attack.

    My hill.
     
  17. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    Oh, look. It turns out I survived after all. I promptly infect all of your accounts, which also has the nasty side effect each and every one of your phones into a miniature napalm bomb.

    Cue *GRATUITOUS EXPLOSIONS!* as Kileos is blown sky-high, ending up as a faint twinkle in the sky.

    My hill now. :cool:
     
  18. claresilver47

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    I call an air strike

    *hill gets bombed*

    Well that was dumb

    *sits on hill and watches RvB*
     
  19. XCobra

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    LIVE THREAD, LIVE!
    *necros*

    My new necro'd hill :D

    *Sits on hill*
     
  20. Tony@PF

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    My snipers take you out.

    My hill.
     

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