FORUM GAME: King of the Hill!

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  1. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    Oh, well done, Tony. Well done indeed. But you seem to be forgetting something:

    I HAZ A SNAIPAR ALSO.

    : S'up, boys. :heart:

    *proceeds to send Tony and his squad of sniveling sharpshooters sailing and soaring through the spring skies*

    We're back in business. :cool:
     
  2. claresilver47

    claresilver47 Active Member

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    I radio for a bunch of siege tanks, take hold of the hill and blast all of the snipers to bits because the siege tanks have stupidly long range
     
  3. Tony@PF

    Tony@PF New Member

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    I blow up your tanks.

    My hill.
     
  4. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    I blow you up. Don't ask how. It just happened.

    My hill now.
     
  5. Tony@PF

    Tony@PF New Member

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    A whole lot of Valkyries do something good for a change and kill you.

    My hill.
     
  6. Chartheblade

    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    I have Lucifer use his Morning Star attack on you.

    MY HILL!!!11one
     
  7. claresilver47

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    I use ultra gravity and then spike you to death while your Luci is on cool down.

    Seiryuu wins again

    *plants flowers on hill*
     
  8. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    I assume you read the packet first before planting those flower seeds? :cool:

    *holds a packet labelled "Sunflowers"*

    *clare stares at the packet in his hands... it reads "Malboro Seeds - WARNING: FAST GROWING, CARNIVOROUS, HANDLE WITH EXTREME CAUTION"*

    : *SMACK* *CHOMP* *BUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

    My hill again. Yay me! :D
     
  9. Tony@PF

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    I make a hill somewhere else while the Malboro eats you.

    My (new) hill.
     
  10. claresilver47

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    I call into another air strike, obliterate the plants, and then douse the hill in salt water. Also, area was obliterated along with the new hill. I'm just going to pretend this plateau is a hill
     
  11. Chartheblade

    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    I use the three Ultra Gravities conveniently placed on my Hera-Ur team, then use King Baddie to spike you to death.
    My hill.
     
  12. frostmourne16

    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    Cue Frost limping back onto the Hill, now reeking of last Tuesday's garbage, bits of Malboro gunk dangling off his battered body while brandishing a combat knife in one hand.

    *sees Chart's Hera-Ur team spiking clare off the Hill, laughing maniacally all the while*

    Ooh... we'll see about that. :mad:

    *turns on radio transceiver*

    Strider.

    : Ready at your discretion, Sir.

    ... Mark.

    The laughter died down almost immediately as soon the word was given: a faint whistling soon filled the air, rapidly growing in strength until it reached a crescendo peak, like an errant thunderbolt on a midsummer afternoon.

    And then, they saw it: a blazing red bolt, wreathed in arcane fire, arching its way into the heavens, seemingly lingering amongst the clouds before spiraling down towards them with furious rapidity...

    ... until Hera-Ur caught hold on the arrow just as it approached the last few inches of its course, deftly snatching the missile from the air as a frog would snare a fly. The laughter presently resumed the moment her feet touched the ground, now twice as raucous and annoying as before.


    *observes the commotion from afar*

    Now.

    : *diabolical laughter* *CLICK*

    *EXPLOSIONS!!!*
    Sponsored by Michael Bay Productions, Inc., in conjunction with Torgue, Co.

    --

    Score 1 to H.E.L.F.A. - this here's our Hill (again) now. :cool:
     
  13. Chartheblade

    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    *Sees H.E.L.F.A. on top of hill*

    Oh, we're going to have fun with this.
    Fafnir!
    [​IMG]:*snores*
    Wake up, you derpy overgrown lizard!
    *Fafnir wakes up*
    IT DINNERTIME!
    *Fafnir eats most of the H.E.L.F.A.*
    *Walks up to hill*
    Hadar!
    [​IMG]:*roars*
    *As Hadar flies to hill, I walk away to my super secret bunker*
    Hadar, Genocide Missle!!!
    That's why you don't mess up MY name!
    As the dust from the explosion clears, I claim the hill.
     
  14. claresilver47

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    With the skills of Church, I manage to snipe you off the hill and watch you tumble and roll off because you left your bunker and some freak ricochet allowed me to hit you

    I'm too far away so I'm just gonna shoot my name into the hill
     
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    Or are you?!?

    Quando transit umbra, lux permanet.

    *sun burns my name unto hill*

    Hmph.
     
  16. frostmourne16

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    Meanwhile, concurrently at H.E.L.F.A. Headquarters...

    ... well?

    : They took the bait, Sir.

    : Confirmed; decoy was successful. Suckers fell for it hook, line and sinker.

    Well that's a relief.

    :... aaaaaaaaand we've got new development up on the Hill, Sir.

    Cut to a feed of clare attempting to write his name by blasting craters into the side of the Hill with the main cannon of a Scorpion Tank.

    : *adjusts glasses* Waste of good ammo right there.

    Right. S-

    Cue the feed showing Kileos' calling down the searing light of a bewitched midday sun, frying clare's tank to a crisp while burning his name onto the Hill, as bombastic music plays in the background.

    : ... tasteful.

    Hmph. Amateurs. :cool:

    *CLICK*

    E.V.A.: Ion Cannon Network - ONLINE.

    Cue Kileos getting his ass vaporized as a concentrated bombardment of a dozen or so Ion Cannon satellites turns the Hill into a smoking, hollowed-out crater.

    : *watches the carnage onscreen* I don't suppose you want to send somebody down there to clean up the mess, Sir? :huh:

    *BEAT*

    ... Nah. *snacks on a tub of caramel popcorn* :p
     
  17. Tony@PF

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    I destroy you and your satellites with the help of the Kiltemal.

    My... Crater?:huh:
     
  18. Chartheblade

    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    GAHAHA GAHAHA HAHAHA

    [​IMG]

    GAHAHAHAHAHA GAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

    *My hill*
     
  19. frostmourne16

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    Ooooh... them's some pretty fireworks there, Char. Too bad you picked the wrong hill on the wrong island to nuke.

    [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjMuvAHgx5E[/video]

    *watches Godzilla go on a RAEG-fueled rampage against Char, spewing LAZORS everywhere*

    ... my Hill again.
     
  20. AngryGyarados

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    Noticing that no one has posted on this bit of forum for the last two days, I steal the hill by moving all the dirt of the hill to an undisclosed location. After stuffing Frost in a barrel and rolling him down the hill.
     

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