[FORUM GAME] Storytime

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  1. MrIronGolem27

    MrIronGolem27 A Medley of Sorts

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    But then Superman and He-Man's fight causes a hole in spacetime.....causing a projectile made my Gungnir to miss the dragon.....and destroy the Yggdrasil....
     
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    1835831108 Ult Pandora <3

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    ... only to reappear on a desert island somewhere in the middle of the South Pacific.

    Surrounded by bloodthirsty Giant Hammerhead Whales (yes, they're REAL).
     
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    MrIronGolem27 A Medley of Sorts

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    But the hole in space-time means that you've entered an alternate timeline.....which also has nobody that can help you in A.D. 1.
     
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    MrIronGolem27 A Medley of Sorts

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    But you're eaten by a shark.
     
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    And then consumed as an evo material to evolve someone's Blue Chaser.
     
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    MrIronGolem27 A Medley of Sorts

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    Then Karin uses it to max out her skill.
     
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    1835831108 Ult Pandora <3

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    However, she refuses to skill up.
     
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    She then goes on a tantrum of epic proportions, starting with a random Detroit suburb's DMV office.
     
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    Her owner is only at Rank 14, not enough stamina to do DMV descended yet.
     
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    So she decides to go to a nearby ice cream shop to pout.
     
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    But then she ranks up and....voila! Gets Ice Cream Bastet.
     
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    Her ranking up causes a temporal paradox.
     
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    MrIronGolem27 A Medley of Sorts

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    Then Chartheblade, devil fanboy, gains negative recovery points and the hospital cannot help him when he gets head-shot.
     
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    (Un)fortunately for Char, the Laws of Narrative Causality decided to intervene at that particular moment, and he gets raised as a (relatively sentient) zombie in the hospital morgue.
     
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    Instead of the usual desire to eat brains, he craves cookies... lots of cookies
     
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    Then someone bonks frostmourne on the head with a shovel and buries him at a random crossroads in the middle of nowhere.
     
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    Except...oh no! Chartheblade is narrating his own death; how could this be?
     
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    Ah, but that me you buried at that crossroads Was Actually A Robot! :D

    I'm still very much alive... somewhere. :p
     

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