Forums Game: I Stole the Cookie

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  1. TheFlyingLlama

    TheFlyingLlama New Member

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    Bored, How About a Game of "I Stole The Cookie?"
    Dont know if there is already a post about this so here we go. Rules are simple: State how you stole the cookie from the previous poster, and if you wish, how you would safeguard it. Number one rule though, YOU MUST NOT ERASE THE COOKIE FROM EXISTANCE. This includes eating the cookie, burning the cookie, vaporizing the cookie, dematerializing the cookie, shooting the cookie to the sun, etc.
    I shall start off...
    I hide the cookie in a vault with a 12 digit code lock

    Moved this thread, the post that was on it is right below

    Today, 01:17 PM (This post was last modified: Today 01:19 PM by HeartlessIndigo.) Post: #2
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    I stole the vault with the cookie, broke the vault with an industrial hammer, and put the cookie in a cookie jar full of cookies
     
  2. Kurai

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    RE: How About a Game of "I Stole the Cookie"?

    I simply took the entire jar of cookies, combined all the cookies into 1 then hid it in the underworld....more specifically in Persephone's underwear drawer.
     
  3. HeartlessIndigo

    HeartlessIndigo Inactive Member

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    RE: How About a Game of "I Stole the Cookie"?

    Lol, slim down the first post. Delete everything like the times stamp and whatnot, and put what I said in quotes, makes it much easier to read, and a lot less confusing

    I went through persephone's underwear drawer (hate you kurai) and found the cookie... I then put it inside cerberus's favorite chew toy (which happens to be indestructible, so the cookie is safe)
     
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    RE: How About a Game of "I Stole the Cookie"?

    While the beast slumbered, I carefully replaced the chew toy with my severed arm.

    I stick the cookie in the folds under a pair of flabby man-breasts
     
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    RE: How About a Game of "I Stole the Cookie"?

    I vaporized the fat man then took the cookie and shoved it into the Dark Hour at the top floor of Tartarus (Persona 3 reference here)
     
  6. TheFlyingLlama

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    I go on Craigs List and hire an assassin to murder the guards there and take the cookie. After he gives me the cookie, I kill him too because he wants a whole 10 rupees.

    I hide the cookie in dora the explorer`s backpack
     
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    God, I hate you! I get a preschooler to distract Dora, and while wearing gloves, take the cookie out.

    I clean the cookie and promptly stuff it up Satan's butt.
     
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    So much for cleaning it... :-/

    Satan throws it up, and I get a new cookie, and put it in my soda.
     
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    I stole the cookie by slamming the lowest knuckles of my right index and middle fingers into Kileos's face, plucking out the cookie from his soda, and teleporting it into my private pocket universe.

    My cookie.
     
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    Too bad my doraemon's pocket is linked to the same pocket universe.

    My cookie now.
     
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    I take the cookie while everyone else is gone, and lock it up somewhere in the world.

    Let's play, Where in the World is that Cookie?
     
  12. HeartlessIndigo

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    I use change the world lul and find the cookie.

    I give it to a Bastet, who gives it to a cat, who round to freyja, who takes the cookie and hides it on one of Lakshmi's elephants which are uber cute btw
     
  13. Tony@PF

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    Lakshmi gives me the cookie.

    I then give the cookie to Horus, who hides it somewhere in the desert.

    Hopefully Change the World is still on cooldown.
     
  14. frostmourne16

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    Meanwhile, at H.E.L.F.A. Headquarters...

    : Sir, we've got a hit - Target Charlie has been located.

    Send in the Angels.

    Cut back to Tony's Horus, burying the cookie deep within the desert sands when-

    : DYNAMIC ENTRY, MOTHER#(@)%&!

    Cue a giant red cyborg Eldritch Abomination dropping out of the sky, flattening the flaming chicken into a - for lack of a better term - well-done patty.

    : :dodgy:

    : Ohhh-kay... just... cover me while I get the goods.

    While Units 02 and 00 continue to beat the ever-living crap out of Tony's Horus, Unit 08 bends down and scoops out a massive pile of sand with one of its hands, sifting the grains from between its fingers until only a single, minuscule piece of baked confectionery remained in the middle of its gigantic palm.

    : Alright, package secured. Requesting dustoff, Central.

    : Affirmative, evac in 5. Standby.

    Satisfied, Mari then turns her attention back to Tony's Horus, now locked in a submission hold by Unit 00 as Asuka revs up Unit 02 for a Tombstone Piledriver.

    : Eh. Why not. *carefully clenches the cookie hand into a firm fist, then proceeds to joins in the fray*
     
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    : Ah!!

    : What is it, central?

    : :dodgy:

    : *flies away... with the cookie (somehow)*

    : *splashes water all over Horus, and takes the cookie from the air*

    MY cookie.
     
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    frostmourne16 House Elf Rights Activist

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    As Horus is blasted from the sky back into the desert sands, soaking wet, the Angels immediately turn their attention to the wheelchair-riding foppish mailamn now prancing about the clouds, cookie-in-hand. Unfazed by the multitude of fire coming from below, Hermes continues to wheel and glide through the sky with contemptuous ease, blowing raspberries and making rude gestures at the EVAs below.

    : ... Central to Angel Squadron. You copy?
    : Yeah, we read. This better be good news, Central!
    : Uh, yeah... about that. :blush:
    : .... what about it?
    : Well, the good news is you're getting backup.
    : ... what's the bad news. :dodgy:
    : It's Callsign "Rex".

    ... mine is the light that burns bright in the darkness...

    At that point, a small twinkling glow appeared across the horizon...

    : Oh... #@%& US. :mad:

    ... mine is the hand called to grasp victory, glorious evermore...

    The glowing point of light grew in size, edging ever closer towards Hermes at breakneck speed...

    : ... this is going to suck. :dodgy:

    : NOW BEND THE KNEE, OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE ONE TRUE KING!

    *MID-AIR KUNG FU SONIC BOOM!!!*

    As the dust finally settled, a lone figure stood triumphant amidst a sea of broken (but barely alive) bodies, as the harsh desert winds cried out a song of victory.

    : I hereby claim this pastry as mine. :cool:

    : ... yay. :dodgy:
     
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    I condemn your entire party to oblivion, because you posted a pony link.

    Even Rex.

    I take a pull on the REM, and while the little door that the egg comes out of is open, I toss the cookie in.

    Good luck with that.
     
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    Well, then. *shatters REM*

    Cookie!

    I hide it... hmm... in my mouth. Which I promptly eat.
     
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    Back at H.E.L.F.A. Headquarters...

    P.A.: Hades, please report to the Lazarus Facility immediately.

    : *sigh* ... not again. :mad:

    : Looks like you're stuck doing overtime again.

    : I s'pose... We'll pick this up again when I get back.

    : Right. Say "Hi" to the Lazarus crew for me, then.

    As soon Hades left the table and out of sight, Duke quickly crept over to the Lord of Tartarus' seat. Taking a quick glance at his opponent's board, he presently returned to his and made the appropriate changes to his game.

    : ... E3. Ooh, look. I sunk your Battleship. I win. :cool:

    --

    Status report.

    : Well, we've got yet another Code Black... Lazarus is working to get our guys back before they get swarmed over in the other end.

    ... and Target Charlie?

    : ... already taken care of, Chief.

    Cue Catwoman coyly walking into the Command Center, Belial following not far behind her. She reached deep into one of her pockets, pulling out a single, unblemished chocolate chip cookie.

    Care to explain yourself, Agent Kyle?

    : *shrugs* I had help.

    : Let's just say that our mutual "friend" is having a bit of a... stomach upset right about now. ;)

    --

    Kileos: OH GOD!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!

    --

    Either way, congratulate yourselves on a job well done. Oh, and Time Mage?

    : Sir?

    Get Containment on the line: I want this thing locked up tight.

    : ... and done.

    A clear plastic tube presently rose from the floor, to which Frost promptly deposits the cookie into. The pastry made its way through a seemingly endless labyrinth of tubes, surprisingly unscathed...

    ... before finally winding up in a heavily-secured, well-guarded secret Vault.
     
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    Hm...

    : Reporting to Lazarus.

    : Wha- wha- wha... WAT?

    : :s:s:s

    : AH!!!!!!!!!!

    [​IMG]

    Cue both Hades (and the world) being blasted from Earth, leaving only a single chocolate chip cookie.

    : MINE.
     

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