FORUMS GAME: I want to do that!

You can't because marioman took the last one

I wish I got diamonds

 

You can't because this game isn't the one where we wish for things.

I want some free pie.

 

You can't because there's no more pie in the world

I want ham

 

You can't! Not without green eggs!

I want pants

 

You can't... Not without a complimentary pair of boxers.

I want SoS.

 

You can't, because is your birthday.

I want to go get you an ASCII birthday cake but I'm too lazy.

 

You can't because we are here.

I want you to be active now.

 

You can't because I say you can't.

I want to buy your cow.

 

You could but there won't be any milk spilling on to your business bucket.
I want you to be active for at least a minute

 

I can't because I'm only active every other second.

You have to figure out what's in the blank.

 

I just did by highlighting it. Pointless.

I want you to friend me with a Horus

 

I can't, because the RNG wont let me.

I wish to eat a shark

 

You can't because you don't know how to catch one.

I want to eat some roadkill.

 

How does one eat tire tracks? Maybe a sandwich of a truck and a road would do.

You have to Subscribe to a VEVO account on Youtube

 

You can't because you didn't follow the proper format for this game.

I want to roll in the Godfest two more times.

 

You can but silvers troll you harder than ever.

I want to defeat Legendary Seaway 100 times.

 

You can, but you get the drop you don't want 100 times.

I want to eat melon.

 

You can't because you're allergic.

I want TAMADRAS.

 

You got tamadras but it took 500 stones on some metal dragon dungeon during the night. You should've slept 8 hours son.

I want to understand death but not die in any shape or form.