FORUMS GAME: The Snowball Effect

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  1. frostmourne16

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    The entire world gets drenched in snow, which promptly melts in the summer heat, thus kicking off the plot of 2012... in mid-2014.

    What. :-/

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    Either way, Gary wins! Let's start over, then:

    I buy myself a brand new toaster oven.
     
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    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    Unfortunately, the toaster oven has a short circuit.
     
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    1835831108 Ult Pandora <3

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    Because of the short circuit, your toasting toaster toasted the toasty toast in you along with the person who was holding the toasty toast which is you are also get toasted.
     
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    Some random dude rushes me to the hospital.
     
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    This random guy was the cashier at the toasty toasting toaster store.
     
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    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    Therefore, you pay for another toaster.
     
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    The newer toaster toasts toasty toasts, not-so-toasty breads, and the twice-toasted you.
     
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    Goody Literally the Worst

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    Angrily, you file a petition to sue the toasty-toast company over their overly toasty toaster. You win big time and the company goes under. All toasty toasters are recalled and destoryed. Sorry 1835831108 ;)
     
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    And then, you start another company that sells toasts. It's called the Indestructible Toasts. And that's how we get the job called IT.
     
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    Unfortunately you get sued because as it turns out your so called Indestructible Toasts are indeed destructible
     
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    I whistle nervously with a foam piece of fake toast in my hand...
     
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    ... when a flock of rabid pigeons suddenly swoop down on you pecking at you furiously, mistaking the piece of fake toast for a real one.
     
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    They still eat it, and promptly spit it out on you.

    Double Whammy!
     
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    You run way, but the bird keeps on following.
     
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    Because the rabid pigeons have somehow inexplicably fused to become one SUPER MEGA ULTRA RABID PIGEON.
     
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    This new breed of super pigeon then swoops down and swallows you.
     
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    You find out in that bird's stomach, there are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 magic stones.

    (Let's say the bird is Horus. Many people throw a lot of money just to get it. The super big bird = everyone's Horus)
     
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    You get caught by Sheriff McGungTroll and was brought to jury at Castle of GungHo in the Abyss.
     
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    At the trial, you are found guilty.
     

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