Forums Game: The Story?

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  1. Kileos

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    He goes to the *coughsmashedbyjackbauercough* hospital.
     
  2. IAmWimpLo

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    And somehow, the PAD noob was there, waiting for him.
     
  3. frostmourne16

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    It turns out the Noob has a gift for Spleen Grinder... in the form of a hungry, air-breathing Great White Shark (one of few which tried to eat him when his flaming bike plummeted into the ocean, no less).
     
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    In the short moments before Spleen Grinder is eaten, the PAD noob reveals himself: It was Tony all along!
     
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    Said noob (not in "" :)) faints on the spot.
     
  6. Tibbles

    Tibbles me too thanks

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    Thanks to today's modern day technology, the Spleen Grinder was able to spawn spaghetti from everywhere front, right, and centre!
     
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    Upon seeing the spaghetti, the shark attacks it, while Spleen Grinder slowly makes his getaway.
     
  8. frostmourne16

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    And just as Spleen Grinder makes his way to the hospital entrance, grinning maniacally all the while, he is stopped by none other than Jack Effing Bauer!
     
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    Spleen Grinder tries to drop kick Jack Bauer, but misses and hits his head on the hospital floor.
     
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    ... whereupon Jack proceedeth to layeth the smacketh down on poor Spleen Grinder.
     
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    Spleen Grinder ends up in the hospital. (Wasn't he already in the hospital? Oh well.)
     
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    Meanwhile, AngryGyarados bakes cookies in his kitchen. (And yes, this is completely unrelated to whatever is happening to Spleen Grinder at the moment. No, I'm not sharing any cookies with any of you.)
     
  13. frostmourne16

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    Agent Kyle (a.k.a. Catwoman) comes in and steals said cookies, spiriting them back to H.E.L.F.A. Headquarters.

    (Ooh, I like tie-ins!)

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    In the meantime, Spleen Grinder complains of a thirst.
     
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    Catwoman feeds Spleen Grinder the cookies.
     
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    Spleen Grinder chokes, because apparently, he's allergic to cookies.
     
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    I, as the PAD noob, take advantage and stab Spleen Grinder.
     
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    Apparently you were aiming for the heart, but you slipped and stabbed his pancreas instead.
     
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    However, Shaquille O'Neal walks in to visit his childhood friend Spleen Grinder and sees Tony stabbing Spleen Grinder, which activated Shaq Fu mode.
     
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    Shaq "Shaquille O'Neal" Fu layeths the blowdown on poor, poor, Tony.
     
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    Or, at least, he was about to, because I had time to get the knife and stab Shaq's heart.
     

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