Forums Game: The Story?

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  1. frostmourne16

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    And then it turns out Shaq was a Space Marine - the heart you stabbed was a backup, he still has one more - and promptly resumes laying the smackdown on poor little Tony.
     
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    The PAD noob, Tony, cries out, "Help! I'll-" and faints; mere moments later, he comes back up. *insert dialogue here*
     
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    I then stab his only remaining heart, killing him.
     
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    His corpse falls on you, crushing you underneath, at which point Spleen Grinder flies into a murderous rage and starts tearing away at your face bit by bloody bit.
     
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    Spleen Grinder, after raging on the PAD noob, sends Shaq to the hospital; but it... *continue sentence here*
     
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    ... it turns out they were already in the hospital, so S.G. simply hauled Shaq down to the ER.
     
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    However, since Shaq did not have the anatomy of a human, it was almost impossible to keep him alive. Until...
     
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    ...until the doctors figure out a solution for both humans and monsters.
     
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    As soon as they do so, I stab them.
     
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    Or at least you think you did - turns out you stabbed a bunch of mannequins instead.
     
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    The doctors fix up Shaq, and he turns up looking like a man-shark.
     
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    Turns out, he is now a man-shark who can breathe in land and in water.
     
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    Cue the PAD Noob (a.k.a. Tony) rushing down to the ER after realizing his mistake, arriving at the exact same moment Man-Sharq had just finished coming out his surgery... and boy, is he hungry. :p
     
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    I kill Man-Sharq.
     
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    Oh, but you didn't; it turns out that Man-Sharq actually ate you first!
     
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    And lo, was there much rejoicing. :D
     
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    However, after seeing Sharq's dominance on Tony, Spleen Grinder becomes really jealous.
     
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    He sleeps, hoping to obtain dominance over the world, as said in the beginning.
     
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    And he very first thing he sees in his dreams that night? Chuck Freakin' Norris (in his Walker: Texas Ranger garb), having tea with Overlord "CLEAVE" Saurfang Sr. on the balcony of one of those fancy hotel penthouse suites. :p
     
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