Remember those commercials? [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdhlRtMGEp8[/video] E.G. P1: When you pay too much for Cable, you feel depressed. P2: When you get depressed, you spend all your money in hopes of fighting the depression. P1: When you spend all your money in hopes of fighting your depression, you go for broke. P2: When you go for broke, you sell your home. ...And so on. Rules 1.) One must start the post with either "When...". 2.) Be creative and have fun! Any person found violating those rules will be tracked down. Now, get going! When your Cable freezes, you sigh. [EDIT:] It does not have to be PAD related! In fact, please do not!