[FOURUMS GAME] DirecTV Effect

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  1. PTJ

    PTJ Minority with the mindset of a white person.

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    When they start beating up the lynch mob with ullapool cabers, they are blown up because, well, it's a live stick grenade.
     
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    When they are all blown up, I rage quit because my team was stupid enough to blow themselves up.
     
  3. PTJ

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    When Char rage quits because his team was stupid enough to blow themselves up, PTJ abruptly ends the DirecTV chain because "it went on for too long."

    Don't let PTJ abruptly end the DirecTV chain because "it went on for too long". Subscribe to DirecTV now, and responsibly euthanize overgrown chains (I'm kidding about the last part.)
     
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    Chartheblade Archagent of Derse

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    When you lose cell service, you get mad.
     
  5. PTJ

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    When you get mad, you act irrationally.
     
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    When you act irrationally, chances are you'll end up doing something stupid as well.
     
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    When you end up doing something stupid as well, you drink a beer and start driving on the highway.
     
  8. PTJ

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    When you drink a beer and start driving on the highway, you take a little cocaine in hopes of clearing your mind.
     
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    When you take a little cocaine, you get a vision of someone telling you to smoke weed everyday.
     
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    When you get a vision of someone telling you to smoke weed everyday, you don't, because I'M BACK, BABY!

    *subsquently gets mauled by frost*
     
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    When you don't smoke weed everyday, someone threatens to kill you if you don't.
     
  12. PTJ

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    When someone threatens to kill you if you don't [smoke weed], you tear them to pieces in your cocaine-induced trance.
     
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    When you tear threatening people to pieces when under the influence of cocaine, you gain the ability to plead Twinkie defense (or Coca-Cola defense, whatever) to judges.

    Also, you're guilty of at least manslaughter and maybe disturbing a corpse.
     
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    When you gain the ability to plead Twinkie defense to judges, Hostess declares bankruptcy AGAIN at the exact same moment.
     
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    When Hostess declares bankruptcy again, people start buying boxes of Twinkies for $1k again.
     
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    When people start buying boxes of Twinkies for $1K again, the obesity rate of America drops drastically.
     
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    When the obesity rate of America drops drastically, America morphs into Asia.
     
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    When America morphs into Asia, nearsightedness becomes even more prevalent and nationalism skyrockets.
     
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    Is this just gonna be me and PTJ :p. Come on people!

    When nearsightedness becomes more prevalent and nationalism skyrockets, Ameri-Asia morphs into Japan.
     
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    When Ameri-Asia morphs into Japan, every near-sighted nationalistic person all of a sudden gains several strange fetishes.
     

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