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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Kileos, Mar 30, 2014.
When you ask a sibling, you don't remember their names and how to open your mouth.
When you forget your siblings' names and how to open your mouth, you find yourself with an incomprehensible urge to scream.
When you find yourself with an incomprehensible urge to scream you read a book
When you read a book, you learn how to divide by zero.
When you learn to divide by zero, this inevitably happens：
When that happens you cry for no reason
When you cry for no reason, this happens again
Because tears divided by no reason = x/0 = the above situation.
When the above happens again, you - flying in the face of all known logic - inexplicably cry harder.
When you inexplicably cry harder, you make the universe explode. Don't make the universe explode. Switch to DirecTV now.
When you don't finish your homework before 11:00 PM you start to get bad grades.
When you start to get bad grades, you drop out of school.
When you drop out of school, you endeavor to become a hobo.
When you endeavor to become a hobo, you become dead instead.
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When you get Comcast, lightning strikes your house.
When Lightning Strikes the house, your electronics get overloaded.
When your electronics get overloaded, you realize your phone was charging when lightning struck.
When you realize your phone was charging when lightning struck, you phone got hyper charged to endure longer battery life.
When your phone gets hypercharged to endure longer battery life, it also inexplicably develops sentience and attempts to murder you with... something.
When your phone tries to murder you with something, that something turns out to be a beach ball.