PAD Haiku Competition

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  1. symplecto

    symplecto (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Staff Member

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    Following @C3L3S73's idea, here is a dumb competition:

    Rules:

    Write a "funny" PAD Haiku.

    Prize:
    You get a TWO BFS (from me and @Brainy). Nice! Two whales! So very wow!

    Disclaimer: I stole this idea from Reddit.

    Edit: I realise we forgot to specify the winning criterion. So let's say, most likes wins, subject to the caveat that a like from either me or Brainy counts as 2 likes, and you can get a bonus point for each forum member’s name you fit into your Haiku :)
     
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  2. symplecto

    symplecto (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Staff Member

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    And I'll start with the following useful bit of advice for newer players:

    If you need MP
    Sell your Godfest exclusives
    You can just roll moar.
     
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  3. Xyrensis

    Xyrensis New Member

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    I really hate PAD,
    I can't take it any more,
    Still no Kaede.

    :(
     
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  4. wesley147208

    wesley147208 (s)kill them all!

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    Spice and luxury
    An eastern land's porperty
    The salt flows freely
     
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  5. Nashor

    Nashor Active Member

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    1,2,3,4,5
    6,7,8,9 & 10
    love me some 'combos'


    :troll:
     
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  6. akimarru

    akimarru It's okay... I know someday i'm gonna be with you.

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    Almost Four Years In
    Still Addicted Like Day One
    In It, Till it's Gone
     
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  7. Golden119

    Golden119 Monsieur Gung-ho, you are spoiling us.

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    In Godfest, YOLO.
    Gold Egg Prize Reveals Golem.
    Fuck you RNG.
     
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  8. Xagor

    Xagor Well-Known Member

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    Silver Eggs, Gold Eggs
    Feed the Dragon all your Stones
    One day you will win
     
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  9. symplecto

    symplecto (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Staff Member

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    Sopdet says Goodbye
    A twelve combo. Thanks, skyfall.
    Go Away-TAMA!
     
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    Xagor Well-Known Member

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    Roll the REM
    Oh look, another trash roll
    More MP for me!
     
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  11. Bluecheese

    Bluecheese I'm in blue movies....

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    Golden eggs tumble
    Ronove dreams in pieces
    Like IPad on floor

    Whale song hooked on Line
    CeCe bounces back again
    Mario silent.

    Co-op click teams rule!
    ALB I love you 'NICE!'
    Who needs combos now? :)

    Gung-ho stole my Life!
    No more kids or car or wife :(
    Ooh new godfest on! :)
     
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    Deft SR388-resident

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    Spent Zero Money
    My YOLO Make Some Crying
    Whale Tears Taste Salty.
     
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  13. RaiGomaru

    RaiGomaru The BAAAATH!!!

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    Everyone knows,
    You don't get what you want,
    It's always Symps fault!​
     
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    Deft SR388-resident

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    Skill up rate increased!
    Time to fuse materials!
    4x still zero...
     
  15. Golden119

    Golden119 Monsieur Gung-ho, you are spoiling us.

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    When a whale does speak
    of pulling the gold dragon
    he means packs not rolls
     
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    Nashor Active Member

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    Take it easy, friend
    There's no need to overspend
    Just slow down, don't repent!​
     
  17. C3L3S73

    C3L3S73 o brain where art thou

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    Let's do tamas
    I'll bring a click team
    And combo well

    I know it
    It should be just click
    But cannot resist

    Worst could be
    If I had comboed hard
    A goemon board

    Matching plussed reds
    Would be a psycho thing
    And I ain't
     
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    igneus Well-Known Member

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    What Symp really wants
    I, igneus, always get
    Ha, Napoleon

    ;P
     
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    natedoggiii Well-Known Member

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    "Might get Kaede next."
    Another pack of stones, gone
    Must stop drinking wine.
     
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    symplecto (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Staff Member

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    Great entrants all, but for added amusement let's now arbitrarily change the rules: bonus points will now be awarded if your Haiku references another forum member.

    Example:

    Poor @aspirina,
    He really hates me right now,
    In Arena 3,

    We beat Gaia D
    On to Kali. Oh fuck I
    Did not make a cross.
     
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