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  1. Jun 24, 2016 #21
    CURIOUSCOMP

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    semi oxymoronic post: When skill inheritance first came out, i put zeta hydra on my sexy waifu eschamali ASAP.

    i guess you could say i wanted her with delay without delay....
     
    CURIOUSCOMP, Jun 24, 2016
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  3. Jun 27, 2016 #22
    Myrcilium

    Myrcilium The Mythical Creature

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    Mori asked me where I kept his water jewels from...

    I told him I sacred masked them away...

    He said I can't keeper them away for these arms of mine can alsreacha taller than the highest of shelves...

    I told him fine, I put them next to Fifty Sharons of Gray (dubbedlit in English)...

    He came back saying they were next to his locomotonari train set...

    I told him that I don't carasvati...
     
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  5. Jun 28, 2016 #23
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    Dunamos Just zis guy, you know?

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    I've been working on skilling up my Bastet team members this month.

    ...and that's a .
     
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  7. Jun 30, 2016 #24
    Dunamos

    Dunamos Just zis guy, you know?

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    It's a vast three-king conspiracy!
     
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  9. Jul 19, 2016 #25
    awkward.fistbumps

    awkward.fistbumps semi-retired from pad. Full stam most days

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    A winged savior knight God went to a pub on free pizza night. When the pizzas arrived the epic blue dragon raced to the front of the line and grabbed 4 boxes. The Irish bartender yelled "Share, ya ass!"

    (A terrible Sherias joke)
     
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  11. Jul 19, 2016 #26
    MagicMatcher

    MagicMatcher Sacred Life Cow <3

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    Omg how did I not find this thread sooner.

    HATHOR IS AMOOZING

    *runs*
     
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  13. Jul 19, 2016 #27
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    Striku ,,廿_廿,,

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    When you took Hathor into Ultimate Arena, you know one thing:

    The steaks are high.
     
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  15. Jul 19, 2016 #28
    Striku

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    What do I call Haku in Christmas?

    Snow White
     
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  17. Jul 19, 2016 #29
    Myrcilium

    Myrcilium The Mythical Creature

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    When MM demands cows, she wants hathmore...

    cough KILL ME cough
     
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  19. Jul 19, 2016 #30
    Sanspai~ <3

    Sanspai~ <3 Master of all Salt, Sumire Enthusiast

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    I soooooooo expected this to be here.
     
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    Striku

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    You know, the second shy person of the Chinese girls is Meimei. How you ask? Well...

    Striku: Huh? What's up?

    Meimei: May... may I help you with anything?"
     
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  23. Jul 19, 2016 #32
    awkward.fistbumps

    awkward.fistbumps semi-retired from pad. Full stam most days

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    Why does You Yu look so sad?

    He is having a BLUE SEASON
     
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    Striku

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    There's one job that Xin Hua will never, EVER, take up:

    Plumber
     
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  27. Jul 20, 2016 #34
    Striku

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    When you are playing Andromeda, you're not matching combos...

    You are matching CHAINS
     
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  29. Jul 20, 2016 #35
    Sanspai~ <3

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    I still haven't rolled any Constellation 1 Unit...

    You could say they broke MY HEART.
     
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    Sanspai~ <3

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    Don't try to help Gainaut when he's doing something ....

    He's way too STUBBORN.
     
    Sanspai~ <3, Jul 20, 2016
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  33. Jul 20, 2016 #37
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    orochi knew this thread would not die, he likes yall's PERSERVERANCE.

    *where is the laughing cry emoji when you need it?*
     
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  35. Jul 20, 2016 #38
    Striku

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    I saw this one guy running True Endless Corridors. I told him:

    Welcome to the Zeus Olympics
     
    Striku, Jul 20, 2016
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    Striku

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    When you got killed by a dub rubylit, know one thing:

    You didn't get burned. You got LIT!
     
    Striku, Jul 20, 2016
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    Striku

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    When I fully awoken Linka, I had to go to the eye doctor. I told him:

    She was too bright...
     
    Striku, Jul 20, 2016
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