The Kenshin REM is a travesty against summer and the worst thing to happen to PAD all year

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  1. ViewtifulGene

    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    We're fucking more than halfway through fucking July and there hasn't been a single fucking word about buffs to the Beach REM.

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    Puzzle & Waifus is a waifu game. And waifus are at their best in bikinis. Yet there has been absolutely nothing on this subject, NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF FUCKING PRIME BIKINI SEASON. On the other hand, the Kenshin REM is wasting all of JP's time and attention.

    GET THE FUCK OUT, KENSHIN. NOBODY LOVES YOU. NOBODY WANTS YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING ORB CROSS GIMMICK. WE WANT FUCKING BIKINIS, NOT FUCKING ORB CROSSES. THIS IS PUZZLE AND WAIFU, SO SHOW US THE DAMN WAIFUS.

    Seriously, though. This is driving me up a goddamn wall how nothing has been announced for the Beach REM. I have 230K and am gravitating between Yomigon and Bikini Claire for my next purchase. I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO CLAIRE, IF ANYTHING. I don't want to let the current Pretzel rotation run its course if it turns out Bikini Claire won't get significant buffs. I don't want to buy Yomigon this rotation, only to find out that Claire would have been a worthy purchase. It's fucking lose lose. All because some jackoff at BungHole thought it would be better to make summer the season of fucking nerds with backwards swords, instead of the rightful season of swimsuits.
     
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  2. forsaken tsurugi

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    Just pull claire from rem and buy yomigon:angelic:
     
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    LordAx Thunder God

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    yamap is waiting for everybody to waste their wallets before he announces Beach Kaede
     
  4. ViewtifulGene

    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    One does not simply pull a 6* that only gets boosted rates in trap DC carnivals.
     
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  5. Super Random Box

    Super Random Box REM Trolled.

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    I'd like this time they put Beach Pandora instead Beach Claire for 300k MP... Another Pandora would be real nice for TsuYo team... ._.
     
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    arcadium Pantsu hero!

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    Don't mind me, just assembling dope kenshin team~
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    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    Oh, you're a dope all right. A huge dope. I don't see any bikinis on that team.
     
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    Not to rain on your parade, but typically rainy monsoon season in Japan is June-July. Unless you want to swim in a pool when it's all rainy...
     
  9. ViewtifulGene

    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    Well had the bikini REM around this time last year, if not earlier. Unless monsoon season wasn't a thing last year.
     
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    ikrol Well-Known Member

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    I think Beach collab stuff was in August last year. I'd rather have it now though than Christmas in July
     
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    COMPROMISE: BIKINI KENSHIN REM.

    DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WANT SAITO IN A BANANA HAMMOCK
     
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    They have monsoon every year in Japan.... just saying.
     
  13. Machius

    Machius Machiavellian Manipulator

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    Don`t worry! Summer REM is based on the school holidays in Japan and this is the last week of school. I`m betting GungHo is just trying to milk the most out of the Kenshin collab before making an announcement about the Beach REMs return and hopefully giving us some sweet updates (I`d love Uvos for my BMeta and BValk).
     
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    Nope. Today is 7/20 and the news of the "Beach" REM, as I believe it was officially called, was announced somewhere around the very end of July. I believe it was 7/31 actually, which would coincide with when the next stream will happen, which will probably be 8/1 Japan time. Just as it probably was last year.

    The actual release date of the beach rem and collab was on 8/10/2015 in Japan and on 8/17/2015 in the US.
     
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    AMDZen ZeN@PF ¥ Baby ZuOh

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    I guess you might have been right after all @ViewtifulGene

    Fuck you Kenshin :p
     
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    Forget the rem, you can even get God-like farmables for everyday button pushing. no need for bullshit gambling. Don't let gungho trap ya in.
     
  17. Tiquity

    Tiquity Need more Andros. Send help.

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    Hear hear.

    I am preparing stones and salt for this beach rem. Unforgivable if it is like the travesty of last year where the rem was more dark then blue. The situation needs to be rectified this year.

    But fuck I know this won't be the case and the rem will be a pile of crap filled and diluted with non-blue filth.

    Will have more than 250 non-iap stones by the time it hits. And more salt.
     
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    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    I ended up buying Yomigon. I'm gonna be fucking pissed if Claire gets noteworthy buffs.
     
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    Tiquity Need more Andros. Send help.

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    Aaaaaand its here.

    Have my salt prepared.
     
  20. ViewtifulGene

    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    The silvers for this REM just got a huge fucking boost though. I need the tube girl. And Surfer Goemon looks like the red answer to Dios we've all been waiting for.

    What's the deal with these silvers that have better Awakens than 6* GFEs?
     

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