We're fucking more than halfway through fucking July and there hasn't been a single fucking word about buffs to the Beach REM. WHAT. THE. FUCK. Puzzle & Waifus is a waifu game. And waifus are at their best in bikinis. Yet there has been absolutely nothing on this subject, NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF FUCKING PRIME BIKINI SEASON. On the other hand, the Kenshin REM is wasting all of JP's time and attention. GET THE FUCK OUT, KENSHIN. NOBODY LOVES YOU. NOBODY WANTS YOUR FUCKING ANNOYING ORB CROSS GIMMICK. WE WANT FUCKING BIKINIS, NOT FUCKING ORB CROSSES. THIS IS PUZZLE AND WAIFU, SO SHOW US THE DAMN WAIFUS. Seriously, though. This is driving me up a goddamn wall how nothing has been announced for the Beach REM. I have 230K and am gravitating between Yomigon and Bikini Claire for my next purchase. I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO CLAIRE, IF ANYTHING. I don't want to let the current Pretzel rotation run its course if it turns out Bikini Claire won't get significant buffs. I don't want to buy Yomigon this rotation, only to find out that Claire would have been a worthy purchase. It's fucking lose lose. All because some jackoff at BungHole thought it would be better to make summer the season of fucking nerds with backwards swords, instead of the rightful season of swimsuits.