There needs to be a law against offering to run Arena without doing your honework

Discussion in 'Rants and Accomplishments' started by ViewtifulGene, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. ViewtifulGene

    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    My Arena runs today have been a goddamn motherfucking piece of shit fucking shitsucking fucking pile of bullshitcock fucking fuckcock Alfred Bitch cock shitcocks.


    If I'm not fucking botching my fucking heart crosses on Kali then I am getting stuck with partners that I shouldn't be running with in the first place. Like partners that don't know where the team you're using is supposed to stall, and don't even ask before the run. Or partners that bring unfinished teams. Now, I don't ask that every player memorizes dungeon layouts to the exact damage numbers for each enemy attack. I don't ask that partners match like Reco with a Stand that stops time. But I do ask that people offering to run Arena know what the fuck they are doing and have a team fit to do it. And if they are unfit, then they should fucking say so, fucking up front, so I know what to fucking expect.

    Inb4 "you didn't boot them it's your fault for running with them." KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Nobody has fucking time to run fucking background checks on every person they play with. The implicit fucking assumption when one asks for Arena partners is that the one offering the run is fucking fit for fucking Arena.

    God fucking dammit. I just wanted to fucking beat Arena at least once today. That shouldn't be too fucking much to ask when my Myr team has cleared A2. But apparently it fucking is.

    WHO IS THE FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT SAID ARENA 1 IS EASY NOW? I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL BREAK A BARBED-WIRE-WRAPPED FLORESCENT BULB ON YOUR ASS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. EVEN MYR WILL STILL DIE AT ARENA MORE THAN SHE SHOULD BECAUSE FUCKERS LIKE ME AND MY PARTNERS KEEP BOTCHING. FUCK.

    YES, I FUCKING KNOW THAT I AM ALSO A FUCKING ASSHOLE. I COMPLAIN WHEN I DON'T BEAT A1 AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, WHEN I FUCKING KNOW THAT LOTS OF PLAYERS WOULD KILL TO EVEN GET MYR OR CLEAR A1 ONCE. BUT LET THIS FIRST WORLD FUCKBOY HAVE FIRST WORLD RAGE AT FUCKING FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

    FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK EVERYONE, AND FUCK ARENA. BUT MOSTLY FUCK ME. I DON'T FUCKING EXPECT YOUR SYMPATHY, BUT FUCKING THANKS FOR READING THIS FUCKING FAR ANYWAY.
     
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  2. LordAx

    LordAx Thunder God

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    playing with redditors is never fun.
     
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  3. Tacho

    Tacho Dumpcrafter

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    Also annoying is when someone has to leave in the middle of a run because his mom made him start on his homework.
     
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  4. Murdurus

    Murdurus Rampage

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    I can't even trust a random to run a guerilla let alone Arena. Besides, git gud and run it solo :p
     
  5. foxwaffles

    foxwaffles Weak to pretty boys

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    these are always so satisfying to read........

    i run on the tears and wrath of viewtifulgene it seems
     
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  6. aFireBlaze

    aFireBlaze memes

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    I cannot unsee that with Myr in female voice.

    ZA WARUDO
     
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  7. ViewtifulGene

    ViewtifulGene Mostly Retired. Still A Lazy Shit.

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    Pretty sure "Change the World" is also a reference to this.
     
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  8. Jchunksgt

    Jchunksgt nOOb

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    I would co op Arena w u gene but I don't wanna b one of those guys :bag:
     
  9. Striku

    Striku ,,廿_廿,,

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    My play style is usually "don't think, just do" followed by diagonal matching, so I usually avoid cooping with people due to that...
     
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  10. AMDZen

    AMDZen ZeN@PF ¥ Baby ZuOh

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    Arena 1 is easy now
     
  11. aFireBlaze

    aFireBlaze memes

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    I just run with people that I know from twitch or are based whales(because they don't have free time for other stuff Kappa).

    sometimes I think to myself on Reco being Dio.

    The most interesting situations to think about start off with one but not limited to the following:
    -Not enough heart orbs from board change
    -Awoken Skills disabled
    -Time reduction

    To:
    WRRRRRRY
    To: uses Myr's active skill
    ZA WARUDO. TOKI NO TOMARE
    during combo count while damage goes up
    MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAAAAA
    ladies and gentlemen reco and his stand magical loli light homura.
     
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  12. xer 21

    xer 21 Mathematically the Worst Player on the Forums

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    i had a guy who somehow beat myr kill us in tama 25 today because he forgot to manually target the Dark Tamas on the boss floor.

    But it was whatever. i laughed. he was super apologetic for wasting my stam and i was just like, dude, its 4 baby tamas. dont worry about it.
     
  13. foxwaffles

    foxwaffles Weak to pretty boys

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    yeah i failed super star vault twice yesterday for similar reasons >.>
     
  14. Orree

    Orree A day late and a combo short...

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    Weeeeeeee! Get 'em, Gene!
     

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